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Joke of the Day

"After watching today's Apple event, I can confirm the new iPhone will not be a failure. In fact, it'll be a huge 6S."

"This woman at the bar said ""move, you're blocking the door"" & I'm like strange pickup line but sure here's my number."

"Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There's a 12-month waiting list."

"Why was the ghost uneducated? He was too ghoul for school"

"What do you call a Native family reunion? An alcoholics anonymous meeting."

"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."

"did you hear about the kid who read a book about anti gravity? He just couldn't **put it down!**"

"So I'm trying to get my husband to go to Paris with me but so far my best argument has been, ""I will kill you in your sleep."""

"Wise man once say... He who runs in front of car will get tired, He who runs behind car will get exhausted."

"Why did the Trump inauguration look so small? Camouflage!"