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Joke of the Day

"What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school? Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!"

"What did the Queen fans say at the stoning? We will We will Rock you!"

"How'd you sleep last night? Like God during the holocaust."

"So there were these two sisters.. a blonde and a brunette. The brunette goes to her sister and says ""I just fucked a brazilian!"" The blonde replies ""You slut! How many more is that than a million?"""

"Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go."

"City Life At first I was Ern(e)st and Young, but then became Standard and Poor: yet when I got broody I was rated as Moody, loosing my triple A score"

"Did you hear about the constipated dyslexic? He had trouble moving his elbows."

"A boy was snapping rubber bands on his friends arm He kept doing it in the same spot every second, over and over again until the friend eventually said, ""Ouch, that one Hertz."""

"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Because there were so many knights !"

"5: Can you cut off the skin? Me: What? 5: *holds up sandwich* the skin M: The crust? 5: yeah M: No, and you sound like a serial killer."