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Joke of the Day

"Don't worry about choosing between a job you love & one that pays money because you won't be able to find either"

"I love when the family tells puns on easter They are always so eggciting to hear."

"[2021] One smoker left in the world. The Quit Smoking ads get personal. HEY KEVIN, STOP SMOKING. YOU STINK. YOUR WIFE SAYS YOU NEED VIAGRA."

"Today seems like the perfect day to make important life altering decisions! - Me, when I've gone two days without sleep"

"Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay? He had served his sentence."

"What do you call a group of people from Idaho? Deydahoes."

"Some porn can be really off-putting. You know, the disgusting 240p stuff."

"Jeffrey Dahmer was HOT. He had the body of a much younger man."

"[offensive] jews KNOCK KNOCK Who's there Nazi Nazi who? Who killed the jews? Natz me."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa."