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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer? A farmer shucks between fits."
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"Not everyone understands my laundry method. It's simple. If it's clean, it's on the floor. If it's dirty, it's on the floor over there."
"What's the worst thing about being black and Jewish? You have to sit at the back of the oven"
"Gross I like my pussy like I like my steak... Pink and bloody. I'm so sorry. My friends are twisted."
"Your mommas so fat When she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody."
"Why do Scottish men have long skinny dicks? Because they're tight fisted wankers."
"Now remember kids; if a stranger offers you drugs say thank you because drugs are expensive ;)"
"How do you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked."
"If the Scottish started to colonize North America before the British... Could I say that the Scott Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock?"