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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dream about soda? a fanta sea"
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"Donald Trump says that he plans to reduce inflation. Shortly after, Tom Brady announced his intent to vote for Trump."
"What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding? May divorce be with you"
"Who else does this? 1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money"
"I once took a ski away from an Eskimo... Then he dressed in black and got real depressed"
"If I ever see my wife asleep with her mouth wide open, I seize the opportunity. First I unzip my pants, then I pull out my penis... And then I have sex with her sister."
"If someone enjoys bondage, and they hang themselves... Does that mean they died from having a kink in their neck?"
"In Soviet Russia... You are in charge of Charles. (h/t Wife)"
"What do you call a comedian that can't get a girl pregnant? Carl Barron"
"While drinking my afternoon coffee, I oftentimes stare out the window... and ask myself: Would prison be all that bad?"