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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a comedian that can't get a girl pregnant? Carl Barron"
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"[buying treadmill] Me: Can I try it out first? Salesperson: Sure Me: (pulls out laundry basket and hangs wet clothes on it) I like it."
"What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song? You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing."
"Why do Irishmen hate Kia? Because gingers don't have Souls."
"Him: You're pretty obnoxious. You know that? Me: I'm sorry. All I heard was pretty."
"A Christian telling an atheist he is going to Hell is about as scary as a small child telling an adult they wont get any presents from Santa"
"*gets sentenced to 25 years in prison* *opens twitter app* *looks up* *being released*"
"Life is like a box of chocolate... ... it doesn't last long for fat people."
"Everyone stop over reacting! There was no Earthquake.... I slipped in the shower, these things happen..."
"What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long? An OranguTAN!"