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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump says that he plans to reduce inflation. Shortly after, Tom Brady announced his intent to vote for Trump."

"Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!"

"I had a winning lottery ticket but I couldn't cash it in before it expired and now I get nothing. I am *such* a Democrat."

"Have you heard the new yoga joke? It's kind of a stretch..."

"DONALD TRUMP (45 minutes into watching wall-e): this film is not what i hoped it would be"

"Hey babe, are you a Sasquatch? Because I'm a cryptozoologist and I've been looking for you my whole life."

"How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek? Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME"

"I was once a male trapped in a female's body but then my mother gave birth."

"No one thinks the screenshot of your text messages are as funny as you do. No one."

"Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!"