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Joke of the Day
"America as a whole is pretty bad at geometry... We're all out of shape."
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"A blind man ... walks into a fish market, pauses and says ""Hello Ladies!"""
"Church: Follow Jesus. Me: Does he follow back? Church: .. Me: .. Church: .. Me: Shoutout for shoutout??"
"While I might feel unsure how to react, my middle finger is well versed in handling stupid people."
"What's a Russian's favorite service provider? Sprint."
"Q: What's a tongue twister? A: When your tang gets all tongueled up."
"Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett? Han Solo"
"What would happen if the BLM people became white lives matter? They would finally be right."
"Story of Dave There was one a man named Dave. Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said, 'ah, what the hell, I'll get used to the smell'. 'And think of the money I'll save'."
"Why should every woman know a C++ programmer? Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss."