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Joke of the Day

"What would happen if the BLM people became white lives matter? They would finally be right."

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"BUNNIES: I love hopping! SNAKE WITH BUNNY EARS ON A POGO STICK: Haha yes, but shouldn't we get home and check on our delicious babies?"
"What begins with 'R' and ends with a sentence? Rape"
"I hate jokes about jewish people because my grandpa died in auschwitz! he got drunk and fell off the watchtower...."
"I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?"
"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwich for my wife. Oops, wrong sub. Edit: Turns out this has been posted before :("
"There are now 3 undefeated cat teams in the NFL! The Panthers, the Bengals and the Cheetahs."
"I read recently that Iron Man is actually a woman. I mean it makes sense, he is clearly a Fe Male."
"The last beer didn't tell me why life is so confusing but it told me the next one would."
"What do you call an Indian man with motivation? Deturbaned"