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Joke of the Day

"What's a Russian's favorite service provider? Sprint."

"The Apple store in town got robbed last night the police have sent out an appeal for iWitnesses"

"Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind."

"Dark humor is like food Not everyone gets it."

"Well, I had to break up with the baker i've been dating She was just too kneady"

"POLICE: POLICE! OPEN UP! ME: My parents never loved me. POLICE: NOT EMOTIONALLY! OPEN THE DOOR! ME: That makes way more sense."

"Threesome? No thanks If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents."

"Get your therapist to start taking you seriously by pulling a donut out of your purse."

"I'm a gentleman, I never kiss and tell but yea, she sucked my dick."

"What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!"