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Joke of the Day
"While I might feel unsure how to react, my middle finger is well versed in handling stupid people."
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"Robber: Give me your valuables Me: *hands him piece of paper* Robber: What's this? Me: My Netflix password."
"Don't be that guy that goes around saying ""Don't Be That Guy."""
"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racists."
"Ever hear about the box that was coming down with something? It was coffin"
"My car's tank is on E and I'm still driving... Call me crazy, but I think I just beat the system!"
"Puns aren't funny. #They're punny."
"You are not truly drunk until you have a jar of peanut butter in your hand and your looking for the dog"
"What do you call a lion in the circus. A Carny-vore"
"What hand do you wipe with? Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper?"