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Joke of the Day

"Story of Dave There was one a man named Dave. Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said, 'ah, what the hell, I'll get used to the smell'. 'And think of the money I'll save'."

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"Rabbi joke A priest sits down next to a rabbi at a park. He asks, ""so what's the cost of circumcision these days?"" To which the rabbi replies,"" I wouldn't know. I just keep the tips!"""
"The man at the grocery store name is Bobby Chubsucker. He was either very popular or made fun of a lot in school."
"Just made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix."
"Why is Dave Mustaine described as ""heavy metal""? Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)"
"How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb? Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on /r/AdviceAnimals and /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu ."
"Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally"
"My girlfriend's body is like poetry... ...It bores me. *I really love my girlfriend, and her body is not like poetry, just so ya know :p"
"Who burped at the big bad wolf? Little Rude Riding Hood!"
"I always like to keep $7000.00 on me in case I wanna stop at Whole Foods and get some fruit"