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Joke of the Day
"Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett? Han Solo"
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"My husband picks fights with me like he doesn't even value half of all his assets."
"Have you heard the news about Bismuth? He recently came out as Bi."
"her: what's your sign? im a cancer me [never heard of astrology before]: im a aids"
"I like my women like I like my alcohol... XXX."
"I tried to sit through my friend's joke about the void... (xpost from /r/punny/) But it was endless."
"Me: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ryan Gosling? Him: Me? No, but thank- Me: Ok just making sure."
"The best thing about having a penis... is sharing it with people who don't."
"Who's a bitch? PinkShine"
"Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday? Chernobyl fallout."