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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse an idiot? To get to the other side!"
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"feeling dunb after a class test they are always the same :( reddit jokes saved me"
"Q: What do you call a spooky waterway? A: The Eerie Canal."
"I hope people think my toddler has a slight English accent bc we're so cultured and not bc she's basically been raised by Peppa Pig"
"Did you hear Macklemore changed his name? He's Mackle-less now"
"""Just be yourself"" is great advice to maybe 12% of people."
"Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible? They're plane to sea"
"A soft taco moved to a bad neighborhood and when he went back to visit his old friends they didn't recognize him... Because he had turned into a hard taco! Hehehe"
"I told my doctor my penis was burning... To which he replied, ""That just means someone is talking about it."""
"What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop? The second hand shop."