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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse an idiot? To get to the other side!"
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"What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob"
"Just watched The Martian I found it odd that NASA would commission SpaceX to make the Iris probe."
"-Where is your wife ? -In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little."
"What do you call sex with an ex? sex"
"Overheard: ""Hey, I think that weirdo is listening to our conversation."""
"Who would kick The Rock's ass in a fight? Paper."
"what's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Well I can't peanut butter my dick up ur ass."
"Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down? Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs."
"What is a favorite film for an average girl? Mean Girls"