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Joke of the Day
"If you don't believe in evolution, how do you explain corn dogs."
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"What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD? Time"
"A chemist and his friend walk into a bar... The chemist asks the bartender for some H2O. His friend is trying to be cool and says ""Hey, I'll have an H20 too"". Then the friend dies."
"Kinda thick horizontal curvy line, two thinner curvy vertical lines, squiggly line, different thicker squiggly line -Japanese spelling bee"
"whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? my dick"
"Man with premature ejaculation seeks understanding woman. Nevermind, I'm done."
"I've been on Ashley Madison for over a year now. About time I got fucked."
"A guy I know got bitten by a radioactive bedbug. He spent 3 weeks in a coma, but when he came round again he was able to fold a fitted sheet"
"Man walks in on his son A man walks in on his son masturbating, and gets really mad ""Hey, save that for when you are older!"" By the time the kid was 18, he had three jars full."
"A man walks into a bar And gets a bloody nose"