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Joke of the Day
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
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"The city I live in had its annual incest competition. So I entered my sister."
"I took my kids to the aquarium. ""If you get really close to the glass maybe the whale will talk to you!"" I suggested to my son. ""Grow up,"" said the woman behind the ticket booth."
"Life is a soup And i am a fork"
"Did you hear about the earthquake? There was a fault in Washington. It was Obama's!"
"""He be dead."" Who? Your English teacher?"
"What's a sick persons favourite rhythm game? Catarrh Hero"
"Just stirred my coffee with a fork if any of you guys are looking for a new bad boy to join your crew."
"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it"
"Wanna hear a joke? The Black Lives Matter movement."