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Joke of the Day

"Just stirred my coffee with a fork if any of you guys are looking for a new bad boy to join your crew."

"Why haven't I ever met a full blooded jew? All of the ones I've met have just been Jew-ish"

"I exercise religiously. Which means I go running dressed as the Pope."

"Difference between a prostitute and a slut The prostitute sleeps with everybody. The slut sleeps with everybody except me."

"A seven year old girl goes to subway and orders a footlong Jared delivers"

"All night long I dreamed that I was a pumpkin. When I woke up, my sister was pregnant."

"I think my girlfriend might have an eating disorder I threw her onto the bed last night and my dog jumped up to retrieve her"

"My life has been going round in circles recently. I'm starting to think that my wheelchair is faulty."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oysterman and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits..."

"Sorry boss, I set my alarm for 7PM instead of 7AM and that's why I haven't been at work in six years."