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Joke of the Day

"Just stirred my coffee with a fork if any of you guys are looking for a new bad boy to join your crew."

"TIL that in the PC version of GTA V there's a new keyboard shortcut which when you press it will cause your character to kill minorities Alt+Right"

"TWITTER: something just isn't clicking here HORDE OF RACIST EGGS: [cacophony of immoral filth] TWITTER: eliminate the looping video service"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ? Ben knocking on this door all morning !"

"My trainer suggested I get a tennis ball to message my back. I got it, but it just sits there. How do you make it go?"

"What's the bright side of being knocked unconscious and raped? At least you get to start with an anonymous tip."

"I figured out that if I have my kids hold on to my cell phone, I will never forget them anywhere again."

"What do you call 2 people singing in Hebrew? Jewet :D"

"There's a line of underwear specially made for skeletons... It's called the VerteBra."

"If I can make even one person laugh on here then I'm not doing my job. The job I actually get paid for."