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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of a redneck virgin? A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers."
Next Joke
"What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys? a necromancer"
"How can people get engaged after dating less than a year? You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker"
"My right eye has been twitching for over a week! Know what that means, someone's been thinking of me so much they're giving me a stroke!"
"When I order a burrito with a coffee in my hand, I imagine the cashier is thinking ""Wow, this guy must really love to shit!"""
"What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler! ^^^... ^^^I ^^^know, ^^^I ^^^know, ^^^/r/dadjokes ^^^is ^^^thataway"
"3 years ago someone was laying concrete so I put my hand prints in it. Been here ever since."
"it's very distracting hearing your girlfriend being mauled by a tiger as you try to read ""big cat owners monthly""."
"I would never get a minivan because I can't even think of 7 people I'd want to be stuck in a vehicle with."
"Unless you met your spouse while committing a diamond heist, I don't need to hear how you got together."