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Joke of the Day

"I would never get a minivan because I can't even think of 7 people I'd want to be stuck in a vehicle with."

"Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."

"What does a black man do after sex? 15 years."

"I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend that I do; I just stand in my room screaming ""That's not what I said!"""

"I like woman who are mentally stable and sexually unstable."

"It's starting to look like Christmas in New York A lot of the stores have trees in the window"

"Why is mustard gas so dangerous? Because it was used in World War One to kill people."

"What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer? Juan on Juan."

"The worst five words are ""can I have a bite."""

"When his brothel went out of business, what sign did the owner hang on the door? Beat it, We're closed."