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Joke of the Day

"When I order a burrito with a coffee in my hand, I imagine the cashier is thinking ""Wow, this guy must really love to shit!"""

"Did you hear the one about the Chinese Godfather? He made him an offer he couldn't understand."

"Spoiler alert: Doctor Strange could not become a Sorcerer Supreme until he learned to like sour cream."

"""Honey, let's have a baby."" - a cannibal couple discussing dinner plans."

"One man gave his life, so you could have everything you ever wanted, and his name was JOHN CENA "

"How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb? OVER 9000"

"How is making cheese like invading Syria? You get some Kurds in the way."

"I murdered a load of Jehovah's at church today. Don't worry, I left no witnesses."

"Before she died... Bully: *poking and pushing me into lockers* Me: You suck I hate you! Bully: That's what my mom said before she died... Me: ...oh"

"What's the best part of Chinese food? The 4/10 cookie"