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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys? a necromancer"
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"What do you call a really extraordinary farmer? A man outstanding in his field."
"Why did Jesus curse the fig tree? [God hates figs.](http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Cursing_the_fig_tree)"
"My Siamese twin told me a hilarious joke earlier. I almost pissed himself"
"Why are women so bad at being hockey goalies? Because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads."
"[Speaking at funeral] We made it guys it's Friday"
"My girlfriend told me that I'm starting to annoy her because I relate EVERYTHING to batman.....What a Joker...."
"""You break it, you buy it""... Uh, hell no. I break it, I leave it, and awkwardly walkout.."
"Why didn't Donald Trump want to play Marco Polo? He was at Rubio's house and was worried he'd get Cruzed."
"Five out of six people are okay with Russian Roulette... ... The sixth one loves it to death."