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Joke of the Day

"Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52"

"If an Italian could time travel, where would he go? To the Pasta."

"How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house? It has a recognizable gait"

"Why did you name your son Tinnitus? I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it."

"Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno? Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards"

"I invented a figure skating move. It's called 360 degree faceplant. It's like a normal faceplant, but with a twist."

"Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. HI I'M A NERVOUS POOPER. ... Nailed it!"

"*tries to discreetly wipe up my spilled drink with your cat*"

"Did you hear the one about the American military aviation enthusiast who bought himself a French fighter plane? He was arrested for possession of an Assault Rafale."

"Ladies, not every guy who talks to you wants to bang you. Some of us know that you have snacks in your purse."