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Joke of the Day

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice!"

"Why is it called the ""color TV""? Because it was invented by a black person!"

"Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends? A squadratic formula, if you will."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints."

"My father died recently and I came into a bunch of money. I decided to buy a car and pay cash... and the man at the dealership asked me, ""Why are all these bills so sticky?!"""

"People who remote lock their car 2 times seriously have trust issues. Personally, I do it 3 times but that's just my OCD."

"Life handed me lemonade, but I was too busy around the corner captivated by how fudge is made."

"Looking back on Britain's 2016. The year most middle aged men went from wanting to fuck Nigella to wanting to fuck Nigel up."

"What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building? New Yolk"

"I'm going to open a building that functions as a sperm bank as well as a urine analysis center. It'll be called ""coming or going""."