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Joke of the Day
"What three streets in Chicago rhyme with vagina? Paulina, Melvina and Lunt."
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"When I say ""It's a long story,"" it doesn't mean it's actually a long story. It means I just don't want to tell you."
"What was the Sci-fi remake of A Streetcar Named Desire? InterSTELLLLLLLAAAAAAAR"
"why you shouldnt drink around gays because you may wake up with an empty wallet and a sore ass"
"I discovered that r/sexwithdogs exists other day and realised Reddit is going to the dogs"
"What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood? Pilot season"
"Why is it that every time I get ahead in life someone arrests me for grave-robbing?"
"What do you call a group of gay elephants? A parade."
"I am quite ambitious every morning. I always do 10 sit-ups, just to hit the snooze button 10 times."
"Cannibal: Mom mom I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down !"