143261

Joke of the Day

"Will The Real Slim Shady please sit down Will The Real Slim Shady put his left arm in Now out Will The Real Slim Shady shake it all about"

"When I see a reality show, I can't decide which sucks more. Reality or the show."

"If you make that Civic muffler loud enough, you can drown out your dad's voice calling you a worthless piece of crap. Almost."

"A boy calls 911 Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911 Operator: What's your emergency? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911 Operator: So what's the problem? Boy: The ugly one is winning."

"What's the best part about having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around the front and pretending your dick went all the way through."

"I put a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 inside a Samsung washing machine and now I own a nuclear warhead."

"hey baby did you fall from heaven because YOU'RE LUCIFER AND MUST BE DESTROYED"

"How many gay guys does it take to read this joke? Only you! (Drum roll!)"

"Wooden leg. My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""

"I decided to treat my girlfriend, but she ended up dying... Apparently ""cancer"" is best left to ""medical professionals"""