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Joke of the Day

"My Sister recently started dating a depressed German airline pilot She says his personality is really down to earth."

"My favorite part about being an adult is that my pillow fort now has a mini bar."

"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood? Going inside to ask for a coat hanger."

"What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney? Claus-trophobic."

"What's a pilots favourite artist? David Boeing."

"What do valley girls drink? Soo-Duhh!"

"My chemistry blew up Oxidants happen...."

"Why was the programmer lonely? Off-by-one error. :("

"How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God? Ramen."

"Wow, I got this new lamp from the store and didn't use a dime! But instead, I used 30$"