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Joke of the Day

"The owner of the local pet store let me take a test fish home to see if I'd like one as a pet... ...It was a beta"

"An ugly foul smelling creature walks into a bar and the bartender says ""You should be at the dump!"" The creature shakes its head. ""Nah, they don't want a redditor either."""

"""Nope, there is no i in team."" -Pat Sajak, accidentally giving away the puzzle"

"Don't judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. Unless he wears Crocs. You just know he's a total douche jacket at that point."

"Y'know, the KKK actually do have some good points on their hats"

"Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!"

"Fetty Wap could probably get more girls. Too bad he's not much of a looker."

"I once went to an open air Queen concert. There was a terrible electrical storm during the performance. Thunderbolts and lightning. Very, very frightening."

"Well, today i had a brainfuck Guess i'm not a surgeon anymore"

"What are the similarities between hiring a prostitute and bungee jumping? It's both expensive, short and when the rubber snaps you're fucked."