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Joke of the Day
"If a grandpa has a child with his granddaughter he's a great grandpa... but a horrible father."
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"What body part is most sensitive to a man while he is masturbating? His ears."
"""What about this? What about this? And this?""--me, taunting museum curator MC Hammer."
"Why was the baseball team hot? It didn't have any fans!"
"Why can't trigonometry teachers give good speeches? They go off onto different tangents."
"What's the plural of Ebola West Africa Credit goes to /u/Malfunkdung"
"Did you hear about the lady that had breast implants made of oak? It would be nice if this joke had a punch line, woodentit?"
"What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor? Mr. Peanut"
"What do you call 256 Shades of Grey? Grayscale"
"I swallowed my keys It's a pain in the ass getting in and out of the doors."