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Joke of the Day

"If an Asian and a Mexican have a baby..... Would you call it an Amasian?"

"Dear Neighbours, ""She's coming"" isn't a great warning to give when I walk by and you stop talking."

"What do The Police do to catch criminals easily? Sting operation, of course!"

"Turns out if you scream for no reason long enough, you get the rest of the day off from work."

"Trump and Hillary fall into an ocean. Who will be saved? America."

"Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette? Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night."

"Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'"

"Did you guys know about the security guard who got fired from the Sperm Bank? He got caught drinking in the job."

"Instead of being frustrated that you only have a 140 character limit just be thankful that I do."

"My Uncle said this now that there are two popes Two popes walk into a bar with Yankee caps on. The bartender says, ""Didn't you guys use to be Cardinals?"""