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Joke of the Day
"Trump and Hillary fall into an ocean. Who will be saved? America."
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"How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Turn it over."
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
"*cleans house while wife's out* W: *walks in* wow babe, thanks so- M: APRIL FOOL'S *runs around making huge mess til it's worse than before*"
"Powdered sugar, the cocaine of popos!"
"If you think you're frustrated, Try teaching an Italian sign language."
"I quit my job working for Nike. Just couldn't do it anymore."
"""Why do Jews hate sex?"" ""Because the pussy is too close to the gas chamber."" Cody Edwards"
"Shortest maths joke < 0"
"Leather armor is best for sneaking Because it's literally made of hide."