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Joke of the Day

"Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'"

"I'm going to get crucified for this joke, but here goes... I am the son of God"

"When and where do chemists have sex? Periodically, on the table."

"I swear, the next person who pisses me off will find out very quickly that my threats are empty."

"Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service? It's just one cent per scent sent!"

"What cut of beef was Lady Gaga's meat dress made from? Skirt steak. Forgive me."

"What do jellybeans and the human race have in common Nobody likes the black ones"

"I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me. Not my fault they don't have Windows."

"People in Dubai don't like The Flintstones. But people in ABU DHABI DO!"

"The German players enjoyed some Argentinian steak today... but it was a little Messi"