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Joke of the Day

"Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'"

"It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today... And that's just for the alcohol."

"Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom? She was afraid someone would steal her IP address."

"Half of these jokes were around when Jesus played fullback for Jerusalem."

"What do you get hanging from apple trees? Sore arms"

"I like my women how I like my coffee... Bought online."

"We're having a lawnmower sale down at Lowes Buy one get Juan free!"

"Holland break FIFA rules by accidentally scoring against Brazil"

"Ever since I was young I felt like a boy trapped in a woman's body Then I was born."

"The weather data was unclear."