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Joke of the Day
"A joke I told my friend What's the difference between me and your mom? I'm smart."
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"Never understand when someone says, ""cats are snobby."" Like dogs are constantly inviting you & the kids over for burgers & a swim?"
"I wasn't dropped as a baby, but I've been making up for it ever since."
"Eternal Life And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' But lo, John came fifth, and won a toaster."
"I tested positive for optimism."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't change it. They just beat the room for being black."
"The trouble with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, & nobody else thinks they're jokes."
"Women say they like a man in uniform but I've been wearing this naughty nurse outfit all day and not a single woman has approached me yet :("
"On my deathbed I'll be so glad I watched tons of tv & didn't travel."
"What does Mrs. Potato Head call her husband's penis? The Dick-tater."