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Joke of the Day
"What do a fag and a parrot have in common? Shit on their stick"
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"I just did my own taxes for the first time and I'm glad I did because I'm getting 8 million dollars back this year!"
"My car starts to hydroplane. I let go & whisper, ""Do it. Become the plane you've always dreamed of. I love you."" *Soft kiss*"
"Nice try, cheese graters, cheese is already great."
"why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7,8,9."
"*smashes into treehouse* Gimme all ur snacks! *kid reaches for cans on a string to make emergency call but I already snipped the string*"
"Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when hit multiple times with an axe"
"Girls like bad boys, so why can't I get a girlfriend? I'm bad at literally everything. (If you came here expecting a joke, I'm sorry, the joke is my life)"
"Marijuana is the gateway drug to taking 45 minutes to pick out which color Gatorade you want to buy."
"Why is it hard for old people to have sex? You ever try to pull apart a grilled cheese?"