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Joke of the Day
"On my deathbed I'll be so glad I watched tons of tv & didn't travel."
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"why does everyone want the new white iphone? don't they know the black one runs faster?"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, because they're both suck up bitches."
"Did you hear the one about the Mexican train bandit? He had locomotives."
"A couple is in bed, smoking after sex. He: - According to what I saw and I felt tonight, I'm not the first. She: - Of course not, and according to what I felt, you're not even the last."
"What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on? Your credit card."
"Who did the baker bring to work? His doughter."
"How many dead hookers does it take to screw a light bulb? Why the hell would my basement even need light?"
"Why do atheists scream out 'oh my God' during sex? Because it's unbelievable."
"""Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately."" ""Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."""