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Joke of the Day

"The trouble with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, & nobody else thinks they're jokes."

"What's the difference between a fish and a mountain goat? Fish muck about in fountains..."

"I like to go on OK Cupid and find the worst possible matches for myself and message them being like ""We can make this work."""

"7/11 was a part time job"

"Donald Trump sure likes making fun of boxing. What with all the lightweight insults"

"What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!"

"We come to love not by finding a perfect person... but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."

"The hard life of a dick... ...his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next-door neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"A driver had to slam on their brakes to avoid hitting a midget... ...I guess you can say they made a short stop."

"Why do rabbits make good mathematicians? Because they're constantly multiplying!"