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Joke of the Day

"The trouble with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, & nobody else thinks they're jokes."

"If ""kiss me"" doesn't work, ""I'm Irish"" isn't gonna get you any closer."

"Me: What did you learn in kindergarten today? 5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery."

"What's the worst thing to say to an anorexic person? You are what you eat"

"Have you ever seen moth balls? Yeah? Well, how did you get their tiny legs apart?"

"I bought a new dog yesterday. I've named him Rolex.......he's a watchdog"

"Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel? That's a moray!"

"What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool."

"whats black and sits at the top of the staircase? stephen hawking after a house fire"