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Joke of the Day

"The average American male has a 5"" penis, but the average American male says he has 7"". Brendan would say that is the same thing... perfect."

"Why are a lot of Italians named Tony? Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, ""TO NY""."

"It's been discovered that protons have mass. Which is odd because I didn't even know they are Catholic."

"How do trees browse the internet? They log in."

"If I ever open a bakery.... I will call it ""The Bread Pit"""

"I milked the cow ""We don't have a cow"" the neighbors' cow then ""Their cat?"" Pretty sure it was a cow he was saying moo ""Meow"" Ah shoot"

"As soon as I can go a full year without losing a pair of sunglasses, then maybe I'll be ready to take care of a kid."

"You have to give it to pedophiles They're the only ones who follow the speed limit in school zones"

"What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot? Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah"

"Some of the jokes on this page are so dark I'm surprised they haven't been shot yet"