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Joke of the Day
"How many knees could a negro grow if a negro could grow knees?"
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"Are you the fourth derivative of a position function? Cause you're a jerk!"
"""Damn you, Autocorrect!!!!"" - Mark Zuckerberg, who had intended to announce that he was giving away 99% of his socks"
"What key won't let you through any doors? A turkey."
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old. -I saw this on twitter today and laughed, so I thought I would share."
"What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common? They pay their debts on time."
"A guy asked me what I was doing in the wardrobe. I told him, 'Narnia Business'."
"Alfred: *placing pancakes in the shape of the Bat Signal* Here are your pancakes, Master W- Bruce: They're Batcakes Alfred. Say ""Batcakes!"""
"How many babies does it take to open a door? It depends on how hard you can throw."
"How do you make an Asian Blind? you put a windshield in front of them"