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Joke of the Day

"When does CPR become Necrophlia? When tongue is involved."

"Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how i feel about that."

"The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all."

"My girlfriend asked me to 'eat the booty like groceries' But I'm on a glute-free diet"

"Let me clarify that I am not racist. We have a black in my family tree. We just haven't cut him down yet."

"What is the most surprised a cow can be?? UDDERLY SURPRISED! (Edit: UTTERLY to UDDERLY)"

"I was addicted to hokey pokey But then I turned myself around"

"Police Officer: How high are you? Drug addict: No officer, it's Hi how are you?"

"When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!"

"ariana grande looks like she was designed in a lab by japanese perverts"