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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two pencils fighting? A grafight."
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"What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July? Hillary."
"I'm opening up a restaurant called: I Don't Care, Where Do You Wanna Go?"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Likalotapus."
"Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade? There were too many vets."
"What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome? A Baked Potato."
"People who say ""adorbs"" make me miserbs"
"One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said ""finally! After being a drummer for so long now I am a conductor!"""
"Hey, black forest ham. Stop being so dramatic."
"Held the door open for a japenese women today she said ""sank you"" I replied ""we blew you up"" She hit me with her walking stick... Apparently she meant thank you Edit: grammar mistake"