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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I are walking through Central Park and pointing out all of the places that we remember seeing dead bodies on Law & Order."

"To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant."

"I have created a new Word! plagiarism"

"""Knock knock"" Who's there? ""Russia"" Russia who? ""Get out of the house. I live here now."""

"Pilot: Tower please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck."

"Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !"

"What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread? Challah!"

"I've never been put in the ""friend"" zone, but I have been put in the ""please don't tell my friend's"" zone."

"I'm tired of seeing ""Hey OP, I banged your mom"" comments every time I post a submission.... I never should have given dad my username."

"A friend of mine asked me, ""what rhymes with orange?"" I said, ""no, it doesn't"". *Credit to Jimmy Carr.* **Edit:** ITT: door hinge, syringe, whore binge, Blorenge."