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Joke of the Day
"Are you a geologist? You can analyse my rocks anytime ;)"
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"How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello? ""Ni-Hao-dy"""
"What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They're both en route to uranus to wipe out the klingons"
"How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb? A: More guns."
"Wife: He only hears what he wants to hear... Therapist: Is this true? Me: She's right. Space Jam is the greatest movie of all time."
"(getting murdered) please i have a Sims family"
"My parents are in a fight My dad wanted to go see a lighthearted psychic. My mother wanted to buy some cheerful watercolors. I hope they find a happy medium"
"What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker? U mad scientist?"
"My boss came up to me..... My boss came up to me and told me ""don't dress for the job you have but dress for the job you want"" so I dressed up as Batman, the bastard said I was fired"
"""Bro check out that DILP."" ""Where? Wait what's a DILP?"" ""Dog I'd Like to Pet."""