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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine asked me, ""what rhymes with orange?"" I said, ""no, it doesn't"". *Credit to Jimmy Carr.* **Edit:** ITT: door hinge, syringe, whore binge, Blorenge."

"What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust? A cow can't be milked for 70 years."

"In the old days you could send your kid to the store with a note to get your cigarettes. Now they need a mask and a knife."

"What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"

"When it comes to gay sex, I think the backwards views of my grandfather are disgusting So I might try missionary style with him instead"

"Help me reddit. I've quit smoking and I'm gaining weight Before, I only had to reach into my pockets to feel a little lighter."

"What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying? He/she's not sitting or standing!"

"I dropped food on the floor and my dog got excited but it was just tomato. I catfished my dog"

"Exposing myself to different cultures has an entirely different meaning than I thought. *puts trench coat back on*"

"I make all my clothing choices based on what I would look like if I'm unexpectedly asked to bounce on a trampoline at some point in the day."