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Joke of the Day

"Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !"

"100 ways to reach me: 1.) Text Me. 2.) Call Me. 2.) E-Mail. 3.) FB .... 98.) Homing Pigeon. 99.) Signal Flares. 100.) Voice Mail"

"I just want a woman who has a great sense of humor about being a supermodel."

"I took some roadkill I hit home to barbeque for dinner, On a related note... anyone have any use for a child's bicycle and backback?"

"How is circumcision like the Great Jedi Purge? They both get rid of the force kin!"

"Where does Stevie Wonder park his car? In blind spots."

"What did the Sadist do to the Masochist? Nothing."

"The biggest joke of 2015.. When you have Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, and Deez Nuts running for President."

"The only thing I hate more than taxi drivers who talk on their phone the whole time are the ones who say even a single word to me."

"Why don't they let blind people sky dive? It scares the shit out the dogs."