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Joke of the Day

"I'm tired of seeing ""Hey OP, I banged your mom"" comments every time I post a submission.... I never should have given dad my username."

"I wish snacks could talk so they could verify my whereabouts from 1 am to 3 am this morning."

"My dad's the real winner of this election... He passed away last week."

"Don't forget how much dust you're inhaling all the time everywhere."

"What does a woman trucker and a hockey team have in common? They both shower after 3 periods!"

"How many muslims does it take to climb a building? daesh many."

"Million dollar idea: Hookers selling ice cream, I'll call the store sexual flavors."

"Somebody said ""hey wanna eat this apple"" and I said ""no thanks I ate a PC for lunch"""

"Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!"

"Before gaydar, it is widely suspected that gay men found each other using a cumpass."