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Joke of the Day

"How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark."

"Has anyone said 'Julia Roberts makes me feel like I don't have enough teeth'? Because I'd like to say that."

"Why didn't the Indian like having two t.p.'s? They made him 2 tence."

"I'm lazy, but not 'The guy who named blackbirds' lazy."

"What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !"

"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus stop? One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station."

"It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy."

"What do you call it when a Jedi doesn't heat something up fully? Luke warm"

"Why did the zombie cross the road? To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)"

"Wiki Hi this is a wiki I work on. I need help to expand it. It is a satirical humour based wiki. Someone any one please help me."