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Joke of the Day

"Has anyone said 'Julia Roberts makes me feel like I don't have enough teeth'? Because I'd like to say that."

"Normal kids: ""What's for dinner, mom?"" Cannibal kids: ""What's for dinner? Mom?"""

"This Independence Day please remember that fireworks are not a toy, they are meant to be aimed at the nearest British ship."

"I saw an entire family with huge butts I guess you can say It's in their genes"

"No matter how popular they get.. ... antibiotics are never going viral."

"It was pretty hard to find a cheap way to get our son circumcised... ...But in the end we pulled it off."

"Whatever, low battery indicator. You're not the boss of"

"[ENEM] Complete: Hey ________ a) Jude b) I just met you c) There Delilah d) Soul sister e) Hey, you you, I don't like your girlfriend"

"Kids go as the devil and bigfoot on Halloween all the time, but I go as a pedophile and suddenly I'm a weirdo."

"What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side!"