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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster? A-pasta-ate."

"Hippies say the darndest things... What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job? Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)"

"I haven't heard a good poop joke in a while... find them all to be a bit corny."

"Want to hear a joke about black people? Never mind it won't work"

"Did you hear about the gay fisherman who went for a check up They said if he wanted to get better, he had to stop going down on all the docks."

"[at Red Lobster] WAITRESSES: *run toward me* ME: Red Lobster! WAITRESSES: *stop* ME: Green Lobster! WAITRESSES: *run* MANAGER: Okay, SIR..."

"What's a Rastafari's least favourite product? Roundup, because it kills the *weed*!"

"My wife and I have started aggressively planning for our retirement, and by that I mean we're playing the lottery 3-5 times per week."

"I peed on the elevator. That's wrong on SO many levels."

"See someone you know in a store..... ""WHAT'S UP MAN!!"" Walk around and see them again..... Nod your head & slight wave See them a third time.... Avoid all eye contact."