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Joke of the Day

"Customs Police: Do you have anything to claim? Me: A hot dog is a sandwich. Cop: ""Please step out of the vehicle"""

"I stubbed my toe while visiting my parents. ""Mother fucker!"" My dad pops up, ""Hey! We agreed that you'll stop calling me that and I'll stop calling you 'cunt squatter.'"""

"China has a new mid-range rocket called the 'Dong Feng'... ...there is another rocket under development called the 'Pon.'"

"My 3yr old pooped her big girl panties at church today and I forgot the wipes, in case you were feeling bad about being single today."

"An Iraqi officer calls all Saddam's doubles and says: I have good and bad news. Good news is that Saddam is alive. Bad news is that he lost an arm."

"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dick's."

"Two kinds of girls There are two kinds of girls in the world: Girls with big tits...and girls that get in the way when I'm trying to look at 'em !!"

"Women aren't that complicated. They just want an honest and genuine guy who will give them insincere compliments they might not deserve."

"what did the faggot faggot the faggot? because faggot hahahaha"

"Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?"