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Joke of the Day
"Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? Because he was General Electric."
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"What do you call a reptile that works as a detective? An investigator."
"Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him."
"I don't remember anything about being born, I must have been WASTED"
"TV playback craziness [Through the eyes of Adrienne Hedger](https://www.facebook.com/HedgerHumor/photos/pb.630201143662377.-2207520000.1443863939./1179935295355623/?type=3&theater). :)"
"How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day? Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours."
"When someone says to me great minds think alike, I just look at them and think ""you fucking dirty bastard"""
"what do you call an optimistic 0? A cheery-o!"
"What did the sexy Japanese food say? Miso horny"
"Every problem has only One solution According to parents, Every problem has only One solution, . . . . ""Just throw away the phone and cut down the internet connection"" :p :D"