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Joke of the Day
"What Will Mexico's National Sport Become if Trump Is Elected? Pole Vaulting"
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"What does The White House and my underwear have in common? They both contain very large black dicks that can't wait to fuck you."
"I like to tell the bad joke about condescending so I can overexplain it in simple terms."
"Q: Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon? A: He wanted to see stars during the day."
"Honestly sometimes I STILL think about how dope it is that I don't have any homework."
"My new party trick.. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together..... I shit you knot."""
"OC - Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes? You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant."
"Everyone keeps saying they hate the smell of moth balls But I just keep wondering how they spread those tiny legs apart."
"Guys, it could be worse. Male random baldness could have been a thing."
"What do penguins do in a race? They peng-win"